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brb

Sorting out a hiccup with one of the upstream load balancers. Should be done before the next quarter-hour rolls over, or near enough to it.

edge fra-3 healthy: 4/5 backends eta: short

Try again in a moment, or drop us a note if it really cannot wait. We will not mind — we are awake anyway, sipping bad coffee from the kitchen pot.

14:02:11[ok] drained backend · lb-04 weight 0
14:03:48[warn] response time spike on lb-02
14:05:22[warn] retrying health-check · 2/3
14:06:09[ok] failover plan ready · awaiting confirmation
14:07:30 — sysop stepped away · brb —
halcyon-stack edge / fra-3.halcyon.net
retry budget: 38 / 50 · cool-down 90s · last incident 2026-04-22 (resolved in 11m)
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